Maiden Voyage of the SS Baby Krumpe

Cool, sideways rain pounds the asbestos sheathing on an otherwise healthy home in Hyde Park. Mr. Skrumpe, as she is known to the insiders, gently rubs the left-center of her now precious abdomen. Soon, she wispers, soon. Like six months soon. Holy crap, Mr. Krumpe has just realized he needs a better job.